This theme let’s your guests know that you are a romantic to the core; you love the whimsical, the capricious and fanciful, you want your wedding to be an event unlike any other. Unfortunately for you, this will be an event like many others…and those events are called PROMS.
This theme announces to your family and closest friends (likely all gay co-workers and members of your theatre group), that you have never read Shakespeare (Cliff Notes do not count): 1) because you don’t have the intelligence level to process all the characters, and 2) because you were too busy dreaming up lame-ass wedding ideas since you were 10. The MND (Midsummer Night’s Dream) theme also lets those newly gained friends of yours (your husband’s friends wives and girlfriends) in on your past; you were obviously at one point tipping the scales; faeries are tiny, sexy waifs with wings, and only the formerly fat attach themselves to such unattainable and cartoonish visions of femininity.
We can just see your theme unfolding… enchanted forest, moonlight, fairy dust. Wake up! Do not create an environment in which your bridesmaids or slutty distant cousins will be making any progress towards finding love. This is your day GODDAMNIT!
Also, how confident are you? Are you sure you want scantily clad, hired actors roaming about your reception dressed in nothing more than tights and wings, all powdered up and shimmering? Hiring the right accessories can add flair and excitement, while simultaneously crowding the room to give the appearance of a larger guest list and unlimited funds. But did you stop to think that these “accessories” will be better looking than you? They’ll obviously be in better shape; you’ve had your fat ass plastered to the internet looking up themed weddings for the past 6 months rather than hitting the gym where you should have been.
Oh and p.s. that Tinkerbell decal on your fucking Jetta is lame.
Holy crap. Bitter much? While I don’t have a tinkerbell decal on my car and don’t want fairies dancing around at my wedding, capture the spirit? No one wants to hear you post your rantings and notice I’m the first to leave a comment. You can create the dream world without being a total “fairy”. I’m going to have the romantic dream wedding with a Midsummer Night theme and you should spend some time surfing the internet for a therapist in your area.
actually alot of people want to hear my ranting, and thank you for being one of the many
also, good luck with your “romantic dream world”… maybe in it you’ll have a sense of humor? probably not.
oh trust me i do. that’s why i can smile at the future (or present?)divorcees of america. and publish your first post and im sure the last. good luck with that as well. it’s been fun
hmm…first post?? better poke around a bit more. but all that aside, good luck on your diet!