Ever wonder how your fellow readers stumble upon blogs like this? Well wonder no more! Below is a list of some actual keyword searches that led you crazy motherfuckers to our awesome page. Any of these look familiar, creeps?
- midsummer night’s dream wedding theme: Bailey, my love, you’re definitely not alone…
- wedding dress big boobs: Boobs bigger than a C-cup should be reduced or married by a justice of the peace.
- cinderella cake stand: pretty sure this one won’t be a return visitor.
- wedding white stetson bride: dear reader, if you ever revisit this page, please please please submit pictures of your wedding.
- kevin costner wedding gown: thank you sweet jesus for sending this our way. Clearly looking for this:
But found this instead: our trash-heap, Stevie Nicks, “Leather and Lace” bride:
Two words. You’re welcome.
- “wedding dress” slut: not sure this reader found what he was looking for. You’d be surprised how including words like “slut,” “bride,” and “ass” in your blog posts really brings in the quality readers.
- can i ask my butch friend to be a brides: Stupid question. NO
- fat bride with gun: embarrassingly enough, we’ve got exactly what this one was after…
- pictures of christmas wedding dresses: Your wedding is going to fucking suck.
- what do pregnant women wear to renaissance wedding: jesus christ almighty.
- witch stealing kid: uhm, what? I mean, we’re pageview whores, but seriously?
- pictures of wedding gowns for fat person:
- wedding dress for fat females: as opposed to wedding dresses for underweight gay men.
- wenches and ladies naked asses photos: it’s like Ludacris always says, “a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.”
- And last but most definitely not least….skin tight ass
Oh. my. lord. I am dying. How did you figure this out?? I wish you could install a plugin on your site that allows you to see peoples reactions when they actually get to BWMB and their joyful faces full of hopeful expectation, because surely after HOURS of scouring the internet for their oh-so-specific wedding theme, they would have been OVERJOYED to find a google match. But surely if you are a stetson bride you have a sense of irony in life, right?
just found you via peppermint bliss and LOVING every post. absolutely fucking hysterical.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are frekkin hilarious… honestly. Probably one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while… LOL LOL.
I am dying over here…
Found you via the “postcards from yo momma” site. After getting banned from etiquettehell.com for telling it how it is, it’s nice to find a site that is saying what I;m thinking.