Posts Tagged ‘wedding cake’
Speaking of Spring
You bitches might be thinking, hey BWMB, seems like there isn’t anything you DO like. Not true. For example, we like brides who don’t lie and say their white gold rings are platinum, and we like perfection. There.
In our guest post on Peppermint Bliss , we talked a lot about pastels and the do’s and don’ts of spring weddings. Well here’s a new one: lose the pepto-bismol- pink and the god-help-me-peach and try an all white wedding. And don’t worry ladies, no need to show your V-card in order to have an all white affair.
CAKES and FLOWERS
DRESSES: PRONOVIAS
Effing Terrible
Holding your wedding day on the most romantic day of the year sounds like a wonderful idea. Afterall, love is in the air, right? WRONG.
The absolute height of selfish tackiness is to get married on Valentine’s Day and then have every detail be…wait for it…lemme guess… PINK AND RED!!
Listen, we are not trying to encourage you to worry too much about the needs and feelings of your friends and family. We aren’t trying to argue that you should leave holidays alone so that people can celebrate these special occasions in their own personal ways.
However, getting married on a day that is supposed to be romantic for everyone, and not just you and your man, isn’t a good idea for a lot of reasons. 1) Pink and red look like shit together. Don’t ever let anyone convince you otherwise. 2) Cupid is a fat creep with his arrow. He has absolutely no business being naked, specifically not at your wedding. 3) Everyone feels amorous and sexy on this day. Don’t let the love spread around the room and cloud everyone’s understanding about what your wedding day is about. And 4) a lot of people have “valentines.” Even middle-aged and old people have significant others and stories of good times they’ve shared on this day. Eff that! Getting married on this day will kick their selfish memories into high gear. They’ll pack the dance floor and want to feed each other cake. Is that really what you want? No, I didn’t think so.
Some Tasteful Valentine’s Wedding Cakes
I like this one because it’s so understated and elegant.
I hate you. Also, does that say “the veil”???
I love it when I think something is a stack of shiny Valentine’s presents and it turns out to be a fucking cake. That’s my favorite.
